Too easy.

A while ago, maybe two weeks, there was a thread I stumbled into on nyyfans.com that pointed to a link that sent you to the 40/40 club's website, which housed a gallery of pictures taken during A-Rod's surprise b-day bash some two months back. And one of the Yankees fans, speaking with tongue planted somewhat in cheek, I assume, quipped something like, "Mike Mussina wasn't there because there weren't any underage girls there."

I don't know the true origin of such a remark, but if pressed to venture a guess, I would say it was those photos that were taken of him with the pair of blonde bimbos. (Excuse the French, it's a bit rusty.)

As all Yankees fans know, Moose lasted barely two innings last night.

Brother: Moose lasted only 1 2/3 innings! Why?!?!!
Me: There were too many underage girls in the stands... *laughs uncontrollably while brushing teeth*
Brother: Ohhh, so he was like, "Man! I've GOT to take a cold shower now!" Stop it, you're going to choke on your toothpaste.